Loving Cake since 1995

whenever someone says “friend zone” i just picture this alternate dimension full of friends

boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick

pleatedjeans:

ways the movie industry can make more money

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

chaystar:

da princess is heere

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

why is it so expensive to be alive

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

ohio-is4-lovers:

immafuckinunicorn:

touchingbutts:

20 years later: Hey. Ummmmmmm this is awkward and I know my bill is due… But I don’t have money. I have swag though. Can I pay you in swag?

*Pukes*

musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke

kids: but we're broke too

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wowfunniestposts:

And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.

this blog is epic